You probably know 'that guy' (or gal) that always acts like you are their best friend ever in front of people, and then throws insults and sarcastic comments at you later. Well, it's time to strike back! But remember, these are simple comebacks, so if you and your 'friend' end up duking it out, I'm not responsible!
- "Wow, your ego is almost as big as your (butt, waistline, etc.)"
- You: "Wow, your plastic surgeon must have messed up pretty badly!" Them: "What surgeon?" you: "Ohh..."
- "Wow, you are really smart, who was your teacher, a dog?"
- "It's okay, you'll get it one day!*pfft!*"
But remember, don't insult people for the heck of it. These should be used as COMEBACKS. These are for those who can't think of something good to say at the moment. I am one of those people. This is what I usually do:
More comebacks on the way If you have any, post them in the comments!!!!
